December 2008-Present, Hot Pants
Please use this pickup line: "Those pants are amazing. You should put them on your resume." Other acceptable adjectives are: hot, awesome, great, fabulous.
January 2009-March 2009, Hot Date
Please take a girl to see the Queen laser show at the Museum of Science. The Beatles show follows at a close second. I can see the allure of Pink Floyd, being pioneers of lasers and all, but be careful. Don't even think about U2. I'm strictly mentioning it as a warning.
Present-Future, Hot Flash
Please consider bringing a girl to a sporting event. She may surprise you with sweet throwback gear you forgot existed.
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