stripes

today I wore a shirt with stripes. got me thinking of word association. when I say 'horizontal stripes' what comes to mind?

for me:
1. The Model
2. the French
2A. mimes


do you remember The Model? the supremely Handsome One with the personality of dry bread? I saw him in the Dig this week. I can't reveal more about his identity. I will leave that up to a girl who actually knows him and eventually posts on sorry-mom. but I will say, the handful of times we hung out (a.k.a. ran into each other at the Pill) he was always wearing the horizontal stripes. why? I don't know.

do you ever think about your future threesome? Emma and I have an ongoing quest to find our third wheel. now there is a meaty piece we both have indepently hit on (FAIL). he's also handsome and akin to The Model, lacks the spread that dry bread requires. let's call him 'The Understudy' as he is not quite as attractive as The Model. everytime Emma and I see The Understudy, we lol about how boring that threesome would be. we'd bring the butter and jam. but he's still crumb-y.


back to stripes.

Carrie is so French.


as an 'undeclared' my freshman year of college, I took the career-placement test to see what would best suit my interests and personality. the results said I'd make a good mime. I am not even making this up. I guess sometimes I do really hate talking.

but I hate being mocked and pointed-at more.

so, I wear my stripes hoping you think 'french' not 'mime'.