Fresh Granny Style

Hot looks inspired by Grandmas. Finally some recognition!

Please, do.

December 2008-Present, Hot Pants
Please use this pickup line: "Those pants are amazing. You should put them on your resume." Other acceptable adjectives are: hot, awesome, great, fabulous.

January 2009-March 2009, Hot Date
Please take a girl to see the Queen laser show at the Museum of Science. The Beatles show follows at a close second. I can see the allure of Pink Floyd, being pioneers of lasers and all, but be careful. Don't even think about U2. I'm strictly mentioning it as a warning.

Present-Future, Hot Flash
Please consider bringing a girl to a sporting event. She may surprise you with sweet throwback gear you forgot existed.

OMG

I might cry.

Life's Questions Answered

A major milestone was reached today. All the time I've spent over-analyzing any and every situation was a waste of time. I now hold in my hand the answer to all of life's mysteries.



Should I purchase a suede leather jacket?
"Signs point to yes"

Should I eat fried chicken tonight?
"Most likely"

Are indie girls easy?
"Cannot predict now"

I'll ask again later.

Indie girls are artsy.

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You've got to show me love.

Love, true love, is elusive in this city. Even more intangible than simply finding it, is having it in time for Valentine's day. As much as I'd like to hate this holiday, there are commercial aspects associated with it that I truly appreciate.

Like jewels.

The Pigeon Chest

Hearts.

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Red hearts.

Olaria Studio

And, last but not least, red hots.

Sister Thrift


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Oh, and look what I found when I googled love. Apparently, I have little more than a 13% relationship success rate with anyone I know.