That's what we said.

M: Hey, John likes cats, too!

H: I think John likes pussy.

M: (lolz)

Texts from Yesterday Morning

(Real talk, no shit.)

M: Dude. I think you're wearing my bra.

A: You're right. Weird. Well, sorry. My black bra should be in the same spot. We can switch later. Cool boob size, man.