Wednesday, March 4, 2009

To: Men | From: SPAM

Helpful dating tips from my SPAM folder.

Being macho is not about clothes - it's about size.
She will open her eyes when she sees your male pride.
She will stay by your side as long as you have that bulgy pride.
Give her double portion with your new proportion.
Now your girlfriend will never dare cheat on you.

It's poetry, really.

2 comments:

Ricky Santino said...

are you all hosting a party this weekend?

Mary said...

Good question! It's next Saturday. We'll be posting on this topic shortly.